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Sept. 10th, 2004

Well, another tragedy. Yesterday, Sept. 9th, 2004 at 10:30am Jakarta time, a bomb was exploded in front of the Australian Embassy in Kuningan, Jakarta. At the time of this update, 8 people were killed, and over 150 have been injured. I would like to send my condolences to the friends and families of those injured or killed in this incident.

Here is a letter written today to a friend of mine. He knows who is his, always tries to get my hackles up politically (and usually does a fine job at it).

"Its more complex than labels such as "liberals" or "conservatives" or "rag heads" "sand niggers" etc. over here. Being ever the cynic and a firm believer in conspiracies, I was expecting something like this to happen at just about this time. Here's the deal.

The second presidential election for Indonesia is in 10 days.

The current president is out of the country visiting the Sultan of Brunei.

The nominees for president are very polarized and have taken stances and been chosen mainly because of their military or civilian stances and backgrounds. I have been asking around for months and it seems that people here are favoring a return to Soeharto days when military rule was prominent. We're talking about a situation where people would open their mouth against the government, and in the middle of the night they would be picked up by police and never seen again. Most businesses in the country had to pay "security money" to government backed thugs who would attack those who refused to pay. The majority of people, when stating their political preferences for the upcoming elections state that they want a "strong" government to deal with the "terrorists/bombs/rebels/Aceh". People would prefer a strong military rule than have to deal with more bombs like Bali. Like I said, I'm not surprised that something like an Embassy bombing would happen right now.

More evidence: no foreigners were killed, it was only Indonesians doing their jobs (security guards) and innocent bystanders that got hit. If the "sand niggers" really wanted to sock it to the Aussies, there are many better targets that would use less explosives, waste less money, not have to be a suicide bomb, and kill more people than the Embassy.

So my conclusion? Whoever planned the bomb is sympathetic towards a militarily ruled Indonesia (or maybe even the military?). The bomb was perfect for their needs. The bomb has the appearance of a "western hate" crime, but there were no westerners killed, so in the end there will be minor diplomatic fallout and a showbiz type investigation that will placate the Australian public. There were many Indonesians killed and injured, and that is perfect for getting the voters all riled up and polarizing perhaps that 15% or so of voters that are still sitting on the fence.

Its only 10 days till the election.

I hope the crazies in America don't take lessons from this one, because then there would be a larger possibility something really bad could happen in the states sometime shortly before the election. The incumbent administration could use a new justification for spending more of YOUR money keeping THEIR oil safe. It would also justify the current foreign policy to those fence sitters that just aren't sure what the administration is doing in Afganistan and Iraq is the right thing. Some hardline crazy conservative could provide it for them in a flash and a puff of smoke, and undoubtedly it would be blamed on Islamic extremists of some kind.

God willing it won't happen, but it would sure be useful some some people in this world."

Well, there you have it, I've stuck my foot in my mouth again and am bound to end up in trouble over my comments.

Bring it on.

Sept. 5, 2003

Taken from journal dated June 1998

Another Chapter for the WavePark

As the taxi driver cruised the coast I looked way out on the horizon to see massive billowing clouds, something abnormal for that time of the day. Within an hour I could see the clouds visibly closer, and from my sailing experience, my gut said, "its not a good day to go to sea."
With all my gear piled in the car, I was headed to Padang where according to the plan, we were to leave that day for Siberut by speedboat, in order to attend a wedding. Siberut, 85 nautical miles from Padang, is a 5-6 hour speedboat ride during good weather, and the boat can't make it if there is anything but small chop. On the boat were 5 crew and two Indonesian passengers, all excitedly talking about the wedding festivities that were going to go on all weekend.
We were late in departing, about 11am, and clouds had already moved in. The port of departure is from the rivermouth in Padang, a slimy, sludge-filled moving rubbish dump that emptys at the mouth into ocean at the base of some cliffs. The wind was HOWLING onshore and after about 30 minutes bashing to weather, the speedboat captain decided to turn around and head back. Rather than go back up the river and wait, he decided to anchor in the lee of an island situated just off shore. The sun was still out, but the storm was coming....
Then it started raining. It rained. It rained. It rained some more. Afterwards, I was to hear that it was the biggest rain in almost a decade, not only for sheer volume, but also for the rapidity of the flood. From 1pm onwards, it was a completely, utterly equatorial torrential downpour. Just when I thought it would let up, it would come even harder, smashing into the plastic tarpaulin roof of the speedboat, with two crew bailing furiously. I couldn't hear myself think for almost 5 hours. Lightning and thunder smashed all around. I had never been in a storm so violent - and with the wind gone - so serene at the same time.
As dusk fell, the decision was made to head for home. Disappointed that we weren't going to make it to the islands as planned, I was nonetheless looking forward to a hot cup of tea, solid land and some rice. The speedboat had 3 x 40 hp. engines on the back, it was a go-fast machine. As we rounded the peninsula that acted as a breakwater for the rivermouth, we realized that approaching the river from front-on wasn't going to be possible. All three engines were going full throttle, and we weren't making headway against the water rushing out to sea. I looked at our progress, approximating perhaps 18 knots of boat speed, with maybe 2 knots of forward momentum towards our goal. I thought to myself, "I can just imagine myself swimming in this crap". The drivers slowed down and let the boat be taken slowly back out to sea, where they reconsidered their strategy. On the opposite side of the river from the pensisula, Padang Beach runs for many miles north up the coast. The decision was made to approach the rivermouth from the beach at full throttle, turn a hard left, and tie up to the dock as the last bit of light faded to night. The drivers really wound it up on the approach, getting us full speed with no obstacles, until we hit the river mouth.
Due to the volume of water flowing off the streets, mountains and creeks, the river was gorged with plastic bags, trees, bushes, carcasses, etc. As we swung a hard left into the rivermouth, the engines faltered and one by one stopped. "We've got three", I thought, "we should be able to get at least one going to maintain control." The operators lifted the engines, cleared the debris, and attempted to start the engines. Nothing. Try again, nothing, and again and again. Muscles pounded as did the standing waves we were headed towards. Where the river met the ocean, 4 ft. waves appeared motionless, and I suddenly felt the horror of my earlier instinct coming true. Everything was happening too fast. The boat drifted powerless and silently along the edge of the peninsula, eventually turning sideways into the standing waves, where we got swamped. Now it was time to do something. Water rushed in from every side, and it was obvious that we were going down fast. I picked up whatever I could find and threw it overboard, the first thing I could get my hands on was a 60 litre jerry can of fuel. As I heaved the fourth one overboard, I realized with a sudden start that the boat was suddenly silent and empty; I was the last one on board! I watched in fascination as the boat, now completely swamped, approached the last corner of the peninsula. Night had already fallen and as I looked out to sea through the flashes of lightning, I realized that I was headed out to sea on a sinking boat by myself. I took off my shirt and dove overboard, swimming strongly towards the shore. Although it was only a distance of perhaps 50 meters, I was being swept sideways at about 15 knots, with standing waves and eddies making it difficult to keep my line straight for the point. The last 5 meters were the hardest, as a collection of every imaginable refuse had gathered at the rivers edge. About 4 ft. thick, the goo was nearly impossible to get through, as everytime I pushed some away to make headway, more would fill the gap.
Looking like drowned rats, we dragged ourselves up onto the rocks and did a head count. All 5 Indonesian crew were there, but the other two Indonesian passengers were missing, and nowhere to be seen. I knew that time was critical, so I clambered up the rocks and found a path made by fishermen over the years, that wound its way around the peninsula. It is a vision that sticks with me still: All I had left was my shorts and my watch, sprinting as fast as I could along a mud track. Buckets of rain were still falling, and the only visibility was when the lightning would flash through the overhanging trees. I was going fast, stubbing my toes on rocks hidden in slippery mud, hitting overhanging brances, but I absolutely had to find somebody to call the police. I can only imagine now what I must have looked like to the residents of those first 5 houses that I visited. Smashing on their door, half naked, completely drenched, puffing and out of breath, with a wild look in my eye and screaming something incoherent in a language that I had only started to learn 2 months earlier. "ORANG, SWIM, HILANG, TELPON POLISI, POLISI" I shouted at the people who answered their doors. They simply stood there as if they were the first recepients of extraterrestrial life. I have to assum they were more shocked than I was at the time, which is saying something.
Finally the fifth shack housed a man who had a head on his shoulders and he told me that there were no telephones on that side of the river, that the nearest phone was directly on the other side of the river, at the police station. By now the other crew had caught up with me, and nearly out of my mind with concern, I had to be physically restrained from attempting the river crossing to the police station. Unbeknownst to me, there are hidden pylons and an old wharf foundation that likely would have been the end of me within a minute, IF I had made it that far.
A car was found, and as we piled in, I finally gave up my attempt at rescuing the missing passengers, effectively passing the buck to whoever was going to take it from there. I will never be able to explain the things running through my head on that 30 minute car ride to the police station. I was cold, wet, crying in shock, and the most basic emotion of my life was beginning to surface; I was happy to be alive. That single, most basic question of what could have been but wasn't ran through again and again, rioting in chaos with anger at the boat operators, the weather, the wedding, the day, the ocean, the garbage, the lack of phones, the night, the river, the weather and Oh the weather.

Two weeks later, my tourist visa was expired and I had to make the dash to Singapore for a new one. The boat captain was in jail for his own protection from the family of the deceased, who wanted revenge. I had been interrogated and released, sent to a friend's house to recover from the goo that had worked its way into my body during the swim. The speedboat had been found the same night as the accident, and the woman's body was found the next morning. The last remaining passenger was never found again, there were rumors of him dissappearing with the 25 million rupiah that was on board as a wedding gift. His family was convinced he was dead, and no other evidence ever surfaced. Not that it would have:
On my last day in Padang, I was walking near the river when a drunk local came up to me and said, "Christie, we have your camera case and surfboard". I had an ex army ammunition box that I had converted to a camera case, and a 6'8 Cole that had never turned up. Now here was somebody telling me that they had found it! Wow! "Come back tomorrow" he said. I was furious that we couldn't do it that day because I was going to be in trouble if I didn't leave to Singapore the next day before lunch. The equipment was more important though, so I came back the next day as planned. They sat me down and showed me my gear laid out on the table like it was some kind of market or something. I immediately knew something was wrong and from there on pretended not to understand anything they said, even though I understood perfectly well that they wanted 1,000,000 rupiah for my stuff. It was probably the craftiest thing I had ever done. I mentioned that across the road was my friends house and that he could speak English, maybe we could meet over there? They agreed to bring the stuff, and we met at my friend's house, where I had the police waiting.
The story from them was 3 days earlier some fishermen had found my board and camera box floating together out near the Mentawais, and they brought it back to Padang. They were willing to hand it over for this sum of cash which I certainly didn't have, and considering the BS these guys were talking, I wouldn't have paid even if I did. I calmly asked the negotiators if this was the real story, because I had my version ready to tell? They swore in front of the police that this was the story, so I asked the policeman if he had any questions he would like to ask? The policeman shook his head no, and so, as the stress and emotions of the last weeks came to the surface, I went OFF! "Do you mean to tell me that you believe this shit?" I shouted. "My surfboard which skips across the surface in the wind like a sail, and my camera box which is like a log being found TOGETHER hundreds of miles off the coast after weeks in the sea? If my camera box was found three days ago, why are there spider webs in the ribbing on the box? Why are the metal springs not rusted? Why are you not asking them any serious questions at the police station BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE DIED!?" Again, it was extraterrestrial life found on earth. I could have suddenly sprouted horns and a forked tail and the reaction wouldn't have been any different. One from the party responsible for the speedboat pulled me aside and whispered, "that's not how we do it here Christie." "Yeah, but two people DIED", I repeated.
I got my stuff back, I made it to Singapore, and now several times a month I leave from that same rivermouth to take guests on the ferry to my own surf resort. I still occasionally meet with the people who swam with me that night, and we share a common secret and a love of life and lives that were given that night, and not to be taken for granted. Realizing that it is possible to be soulfully content with absolutely nothing other than your watch and your shorts is a lesson that I will take with me to my grave, where I won't even have a need for those possessions. I also learned to trust my instincts with the weather, Oh the weather.

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January 30, 2003

Welcome to the New Year.

I hope everybody reading this has been treated well by what the '03 brings them.

Its been a while since I wrote, and considering another season starts soon, I will write about some experiences that I have had since the end of the '02 season.

I went to California for a month. I was especially keen to see what state the American psyche was in. The "war" being on the top of the list in many people's minds.

The first thing that I noticed was a more radical separation between those who were pro and anti. I mean, those who are pro are ready to put themselves on the battlefield, and those who are anti are almost gagging at the thought of another American invasion. Personally I agree with my father's stance:

Anyway, politics aside, I was also very interested in the ramifications of a train ride that I took from Central Coast of California to Southern California.

All train stations require "photo-id" in order to purchase a train ticket. I'm assuming this means that the ticket agent enters my name into a nationally linked data base which stores the names of suspicious blokes and sheilas. Should somebody named "Mohammed" or Mohammedette" book a ticket, bells and whistles go off at the local police and FBI offices, alerting them to the perpetrators presence. All fine and dandy, I can understand that.

All these security notices and rigid precautions make me feel confident that not only will I be safe from "sand niggers**" but that the federal government has my safety and the country's security at the top of their list of defense priorities.

Yeah right.

So at the baggage department I check through my large backpack and duffel bag to my destination. When the whistle blows I get on the train with my hand luggage, and as we click clack down the track, the conductor comes around to take my ticket. Everything seems peachy creamy. "Ticket please", he says as he rips my ticket, writes my destination on a slip of paper and lodges it in the bulkhead above me.

I continue on my journey, this train is special. It is a once daily occurence that passes through Vandenburg Air Force Base; to my knowledge the largest collection of missiles on the West Coast of America. Of course I didn't see much from the confines of the train, but there are silos evident, and large amounts of infrastructure in place. Then it passes through Hollister Ranch with high pressure gas lines nearby.

Then we continue down the coast, the only other relevant landmark to this article is when we pass San Clemente and within a couple hundred yards of the nuclear power plant there.

And I start thinking...

When I earlier checked in my luggage, there were no x-ray machines, no visual inspections, no pat downs or even weight scales. In fact, no questions at all were asked about what my luggage contained. The fact that one of my carry-on peices is an ex-army ammunition box (converted to a camera case) didn't even raise an eyebrow. Obviously nobody at the train station was trained in luggage identification. Even if they were, they didn't have the tools to do a professional job. I had a giggle at the thought of the single un-armed security guard giving chase to anything other than another coffee to wash down his obvious addiction to anything fat-filled.

I had to experiment.

A week later when I took the train back up to LA, intending to fly out of the country, I repeated the same process as above.

"Tickets please" came the familiar call as the train got underway, this time headed north. "Could I ask you a question?" I requested. "Shoot" he said. "When you collect my ticket, you don't ask for photo identification. Does this mean that it is not important that the person who orinally purchased the ticket is the person who rides the train?" "Ummm. Hmmm good question" came his reply.

"Yeah, I was just asking because it seems important to me."

I have no experience in explosives, weight to strength ratios, even projectile destructive capabilities. For all I know, any luggage containing explosives would, out of necessity, have to be heavy enough to raise suspicion by untrained personnel? Still, it seemed to me that a lot of damage could be done with a nuclear device amongst some of the densely populated communities that we passed through...

Anyway, you get the idea of the kind of fun things I think about when I'm on the train, my book is finished, and my CD discman keeps skipping.

The larger issue by far, and the one that really scares me, is the shallowness at which your typical American train, plane and automobile passengers will delve into questions like this. That pretty much narrows it down to the entire American nation. If there is such a security threat to the nation, why do such simple, easily perpetrated opportunities for terrorists go unnoticed?

Logic only leaves two possibilities. Either the requirements for such blanket security would virtually shut down the nations economies, or there is no such security threat?

I don't know the answer, and my guess is the case much more complex than I present here. My suspicions that the latter possibility deserves closer inspection is based on two pretenses. 1) It would cost less to protect the citizens and communities of America by installing terrorist activity detecting equipment and training operators than it would to train, equip and send tens of thousands of soldiers across the world to wage war there. Why isn't the less expensive option implemented? 2) The best way to gain popular support for this kind of war activity would be to convince the populace that these actions are necessary. "If we don't stop the sand niggers ** in their homeland, you will never be safe in yours" could be the apparent propoganda motto for the current American administration in power.

They are going to have to do better than current efforts to pull the wool over MY eyes. What about yours?

Peace out,

Christie

**(I don't use this new American slur lightly but to give you an idea of the current pysche and racially based jokes that I encountered while there, again, all propogating the "us against them" mentality. Come on, we're all brothers and sisters.)

 

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